by Pigeons Aren't Real | Jul 9, 2019 | Latest News
We’re all very familiar with the unnatural sound of a pigeon. The coo. That sort of soft vibration that echoes out from beneath the railway bridge. However. A little known fact is the word COO is not derived from the sound a pigeon makes. It is actually an acronym for...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | May 3, 2019 | Latest News
Sit down and get comfy for some pigeon education. If you didn’t believe before, you will now. 1903 – The Invention Surprisingly, pigeon surveillance came almost as early as the camera. A German pharmacist named Julius Neubronner used pigeons as messengers. To...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Apr 22, 2019 | Latest News
Happy Easter / Happy PesachOne celebrates life, the other celebrates freedom and that is our theme for today for our government pigeon. What’s the use in government surveillance? What are the cameras and the recordings all for? Why go to the trouble of bioengineering...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Apr 18, 2019 | Latest News
Congregation to conflagration. Earlier this week we all heard the devastating news about Notre-Dame. Now we will extinguish the mystery behind the cover up. Our government insiders inform us that a surveillance drone malfunctioned, overheated and caught alight, in a...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Apr 4, 2019 | Latest News
We often get asked why are pigeons grey with such distinct feather pattern. The answer is disruptive camouflage against the urban backdrop. A hidden pigeon makes for a stealthy pigeon. This theory was originally developed by the military for going into battle....
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Mar 5, 2019 | Latest News
The poor poor heart of the soulless government drone. It’s a common fact that natural pigeons mate for life, a rare but adorable phenomenon in the animal kingdom. Our studies have shown that government biotech pigeons no longer feel this instinct. Instead they...
