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UK Emergency Alert System Pigeon Upgrade

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Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, millions of mobile phones will receive an Emergency Alert with a loud alarm on 23rd April.

But undercover operatives have revealed the true intentions behind the intense vibrations in your pocket at 3pm on Sunday.

The government is programming a surveillance upgrade into the pigeons that roam our cities, allowing them to lock onto the mobile signals emitting from every mobile device.

The national event pinging off millions of mobile devices, will allow every pigeon in your vicinity to triangulate your location.

If your device receives the alert, you may be one of the lucky ones, receiving 24/7 pigeon surveillance.

Go to the government website www.gov.uk/alerts for more information.

1 week to go. Watch out for those pigeons.

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