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The disaster of Notre-Dame

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Congregation to conflagration.

Earlier this week we all heard the devastating news about Notre-Dame. Now we will extinguish the mystery behind the cover up.

Our government insiders inform us that a surveillance drone malfunctioned, overheated and caught alight, in a rare and unfortunate accident. Sources say the pigeon was most likely building a spring nest in the arches of the medieval cathedral, due to its primal instincts. The dry tinder suitable in nest building is surprisingly good in fire building too.

An ‘accident’ waiting to happen. Parvis Notre-Dame – place Jean-Paul-II is famous for its pigeons, as well as its cathedral. The urban drones litter the city centre as a popular tourist destination with a great density of activity. Much like Trafalgar Square in London, where eventually the drone situation got out of hand, will we now see the extermination of Paris drone populations?

The blame for the flame lies solely with the governments greed for control. Natural pigeons don’t spontaneously combust. Surveillance drones are a threat to privacy and safety. Our population will not stand to be manipulated.

 

 
 
 
 
 
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Notre-Dame. Congregation to conflagration. Earlier this week we all heard the devastating news about Notre-Dame. Now we will extinguish the mystery behind the cover up. Our government insiders inform us that a surveillance drone malfunctioned, overheated and caught alight, in a rare and unfortunate accident. Sources say the pigeon was most likely building a spring nest in the arches of the medieval cathedral, due to its primal instincts. The dry tinder suitable in nest building is surprisingly good in fire building too. An ‘accident’ waiting to happen. Parvis Notre-Dame – place Jean-Paul-II is famous for its pigeons, as well as its cathedral. The urban drones litter the city centre as a popular tourist destination with a great density of activity. Much like Trafalgar Square in London, where eventually the drone situation got out of hand, will we now see the extermination of Paris drone populations? The blame for the flame lies solely with the governments greed for control. Natural pigeons don’t spontaneously combust. Surveillance drones are a threat to privacy and safety. Our population will not stand to be manipulated. #pigeonsarentreal

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