by Pigeons Aren't Real | Apr 16, 2023 | Latest News
Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, millions of mobile phones will receive an Emergency Alert with a loud alarm on 23rd April. But undercover operatives have revealed the true intentions behind the intense vibrations in your pocket at 3pm on Sunday. The...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Apr 1, 2023 | Latest News
Honestly I don’t know how we missed this. New research shows the feathery mesh on the pigeon breast acts as a fur windscreen to the microphone just inside the drone. You might be familiar with the synthetic cap that covers a studio mic. Sometimes it’s foamy, sometimes...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Mar 25, 2023 | Latest News
My friends, the state-of-the-art surveillance drone is upon us. The latest hardware take these seemingly harmless biotech creatures to new heights. An undercover operative working for the anti-drone programme has managed to capture and disarm a 2023 model and the...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Mar 25, 2023 | Latest News
The thing with pigeons is they can’t be trusted. Perching on your garden fence, peering through your windows, recording your intimate moments. They tell us these new AI’s are modelled on human behaviour. But where are they sourcing this data? Is it highly likely that...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Jun 2, 2022 | Latest News
Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation over Buckingham Palace in celebration of the Queen’s Jubilee. The pigeons have never taken part in a flyby before but the drone program has received special recognition for updating the UK Census. After 2 years of...
by Pigeons Aren't Real | Jul 8, 2020 | Latest News
Rumours have been flying around of what happened to the pigeons in quarantine. Were they recalled? New models being released? Firmware upgrades? Well now we know…. and the rumours were true. The brand new 2020 pigeon drones will have internal Wifi receivers, designed...
