Government Pigeon

Government Pigeon

Happy Easter / Happy Pesach One celebrates life, the other celebrates freedom and that is our theme for today for our government pigeon. What’s the use in government surveillance? What are the cameras and the recordings all for? Why go to the trouble of bioengineering...
The disaster of Notre-Dame

The disaster of Notre-Dame

Congregation to conflagration. Earlier this week we all heard the devastating news about Notre-Dame. Now we will extinguish the mystery behind the cover up. Our government insiders inform us that a surveillance drone malfunctioned, overheated and caught alight, in a...
New Model of Black Pigeon adds Stealth to Surveillance

New Model of Black Pigeon adds Stealth to Surveillance

We often get asked why are pigeons grey with such distinct feather pattern. The answer is disruptive camouflage against the urban backdrop. A hidden pigeon makes for a stealthy pigeon. This theory was originally developed by the military for going into battle....
Biotechnology and Pigeon Instincts

Biotechnology and Pigeon Instincts

The poor poor heart of the soulless government drone. It’s a common fact that natural pigeons mate for life, a rare but adorable phenomenon in the animal kingdom. Our studies have shown that government biotech pigeons no longer feel this instinct. Instead they...
Pigeon Drone – The Surveillance Technology

Pigeon Drone – The Surveillance Technology

The concept of government surveillance pigeons is a tough one. They walk like pigeons, squawk like pigeons, and everything we’ve grown up believing about pigeons is a lie. It’s no surprise that we hear “i kILLeD A rOboT pIgEon aNd iT wAsN’t mEtAL. Well no shit, an...
New Neighbourhood Watch Signs in London

New Neighbourhood Watch Signs in London

New neighbourhood watch signs have started appearing in local London boroughs. The original meerkat design has been around for decades however very little has changed, as you can see below. The new pigeon design takes clear inspiration from the look-out meerkats....
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