Global crisis. Raging infection. Devastating pandemic. Overworked pigeons.

There is little focus on anything right now but saving lives. Our health workers, our emergency services, our militaries, our public services, our authorities on the front line of defence. This is larger than any one individual. The infected will be identified and isolated by any means necessary.

The quarantine has brought about many new surveillance measures in pigeons, from newly enabled wifi pigeons to thermal imaging, being the latest technology surveillance pigeons are bringing to the party. The potential to identify an infected individual by their body temperature is a revolutionary measure in stopping the spread of the virus. Privacy does not exist. Walk the streets and give it all away. Your identity, your data, your temperature, and right now, your infection.

Latest video analysis has revealed accurate imaging is the reason why pigeons bob their head when they walk.

 

 

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