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The humble beginnings of the biotech pigeon drone.

The humble beginnings of the biotech pigeon drone.

Now in a glass cabinet alongside the fax machine and the cassette player.

Technology advances. Open your eyes to government spies.

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Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation ove

Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation over Buckingham Palace in celebration of the Queen’s Jubilee 🇬🇧

The pigeons have never taken part in a flyby before but the drone program has received special recognition for updating the UK Census.

After 2 years of disruptions to the status quo, remote working, not frequenting the city centres, the drones have struggled to keep tabs on the population; there’s only so much they can see from your windowsill.

This weekend, as we’re all invited out onto the streets for a bev and an Asda Jubilee bundle, the drone presence has been stepped up. Take a look around. Come Monday the UK census will be complete again.

Queen Liz was thrilled to see the drone flyby, stating “The success of the Pigeon Programme gives me hope for a government department.”

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Tell all your friends.

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Pigeons Aren’t Real has travelled far and wide i

Pigeons Aren’t Real has travelled far and wide in 2021. People around the world are reproducing the art in all mediums, displaying it proudly, spreading the truth.

And why?

Pigeons Aren’t Real speaks to all of us. Surveillance has no borders. Government spies transcend culture, creed and quarantine. In a world where we’re ever more connected, we are ever more farmed for data.

Look outside your window today, can you see a pigeon? Can they see you?
They’re never far away.
There’s no escape unless we fight.
This is progress.

Happy new year.

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It’s no coincidence planes get their design from

It’s no coincidence planes get their design from birds. The little tweeters mastered flying long before man fancied the skies and we ripped them off big time. Truth is, birds know a thing or two about soaring the skies and no matter how much plastic DJI throw at a mould, our drone technology just doesn’t cut it.

Until pigeon drones.

Pigeon drones hit the government jackpot. Stealth, infiltration, surveillance. Eyes and ears in the pockets of your everyday lives. Society is waking up to the fact that pigeons are a threat to our freedom. You’re not just a pawn in the system. Take back your lives.

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The strength of the UK’s surveillance system has

The strength of the UK’s surveillance system has been hailed as the foundation for identifying mutant variants.

Meanwhile, Test and Trace has been hailed as one of our many downfalls in containing them.

As we all know, the Test and Trace system relies on close communication with other devices, with the pigeon drone network capturing the data and relaying it back to Government HQ.

So why is the technology failing us?
While millions of us downloaded the app, the bigger issue is tracing contacts. How many of you have received a phone call asking where you’ve been and who’ve you met? No need, because they also have the drone infrastructure to know. The shortcomings in the system are completely down to the fact that COVID infections have sky-rocketed beyond all predictions and the pigeons don’t stand a chance of tracing everyone, especially if you’re asymptomatic.

Over-confidence in the technology has acted as a replacement for measures which really work, like wearing a mask. Of course, facial recognition is much harder this way but we suggest you ditch the app, and cover your trap.

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As you put up your Christmas decorations watch out

As you put up your Christmas decorations watch out for infiltration. Pigeon drones have enjoyed many years of adapting to their environments and now you’re putting up trees in your houses to further their disguise.

Take a closer look at your baubles in case any drones are hijacking Christmas and spying on your holidays.

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Do not feed the CCTV #pigeonsarentreal

Do not feed the CCTV
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All talk and no action doesn’t achieve anything.

All talk and no action doesn’t achieve anything.

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President Trump is trying to destroy the US Postal

President Trump is trying to destroy the US Postal Service for two reasons.

One, to rig the election in his favor by preventing mail-in voting. And two, to replace it with the US Pigeon Service - a swarm of surveillance drones that spy on your every move.

If you care about your civil liberties, make a stand to defend the postal service, and oppose Trump and his army of winged biotech. Spread awareness and join the cause with an exclusive US Pigeon Service t-shirt.

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