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Pidgey used data transmission… It was super effe

Pidgey used data transmission…
It was super effective.

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Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, mill

Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, millions of mobile phones will receive an Emergency Alert with a loud alarm on 23rd April.

But undercover operatives have revealed the true intentions behind the intense vibrations in your pocket at 3pm on Sunday.

The government is programming a surveillance upgrade into the pigeons that roam our cities, allowing them to lock onto the mobile signals emitting from every mobile device.

The national event pinging off millions of mobile devices, will allow every pigeon in your vicinity to triangulate your location.

If your device receives the alert, you may be one of the lucky ones, receiving 24/7 pigeon surveillance.

Go to the government website www.gov.uk/alerts for more information.

1 week to go. Watch out for those pigeons.

Pigeons Aren’t Real.

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Honestly I don’t know how we missed this. New r

Honestly I don’t know how we missed this.

New research shows the feathery mesh on the pigeon breast acts as a fur windscreen to the microphone just inside the drone.

You might be familiar with the synthetic cap that covers a studio mic. Sometimes it’s foamy, sometimes it’s furry. Sometimes it’s a pop filter that stops you breathing on the mic.

Its purpose? Reduce audio interference for that crystal clear recording.

In the case of the pigeon drone, the feathery breast cancels out any wind interference as it flies around your streets, recording your daily lives.

Biotech microphones need biotech windshields.

Pigeons aren’t real.

My friends, the state-of-the-art surveillance dro

My friends, the state-of-the-art surveillance drone is upon us. The latest hardware take these seemingly harmless biotech creatures to new heights.

An undercover operative working for the anti-drone programme has managed to capture and disarm a 2023 model and the results are astounding.

Yes, they’re upgrading the pigeons.

We have updated the Pigeon Drone diagram after much analysis to improve understanding of the internal design of the undercover spy.

With the explosion of artificial intelligence, the biotech drones have been optimised to fly for longer periods of time, record higher quality video footage, and transmit data key personal data in real-time to the government.

A facial recognition protocol was also identified, a major breakthrough for the Surveillance Drone. Real-time data combined with the ability to track individuals gives the Pigeons an advantage never before seen in the espionage of population control.

Technology is advancing at light speed.

Don’t get left behind.

Don’t fade the pigeons.

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The thing with pigeons is they can’t be trusted.

The thing with pigeons is they can’t be trusted.

Perching on your garden fence, peering through your windows, recording your intimate moments.

They tell us these new AI’s are modelled on human behaviour. But where are they sourcing this data?

Is it highly likely that the billions of hours of pigeon footage transmitted to the government has been processed and examined?

And why? Further control. Give the population an echo chamber so they can pretend to lead fulfilling lives, while increasingly enslaved to robot technology.

Fight the government.
Fight control.
Fight the pigeons.

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The humble beginnings of the biotech pigeon drone.

The humble beginnings of the biotech pigeon drone.

Now in a glass cabinet alongside the fax machine and the cassette player.

Technology advances. Open your eyes to government spies.

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Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation ove

Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation over Buckingham Palace in celebration of the Queen’s Jubilee 🇬🇧

The pigeons have never taken part in a flyby before but the drone program has received special recognition for updating the UK Census.

After 2 years of disruptions to the status quo, remote working, not frequenting the city centres, the drones have struggled to keep tabs on the population; there’s only so much they can see from your windowsill.

This weekend, as we’re all invited out onto the streets for a bev and an Asda Jubilee bundle, the drone presence has been stepped up. Take a look around. Come Monday the UK census will be complete again.

Queen Liz was thrilled to see the drone flyby, stating “The success of the Pigeon Programme gives me hope for a government department.”

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Tell all your friends. #pigeonsarentreal

Tell all your friends.

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Pigeons Aren’t Real has travelled far and wide i

Pigeons Aren’t Real has travelled far and wide in 2021. People around the world are reproducing the art in all mediums, displaying it proudly, spreading the truth.

And why?

Pigeons Aren’t Real speaks to all of us. Surveillance has no borders. Government spies transcend culture, creed and quarantine. In a world where we’re ever more connected, we are ever more farmed for data.

Look outside your window today, can you see a pigeon? Can they see you?
They’re never far away.
There’s no escape unless we fight.
This is progress.

Happy new year.

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It’s no coincidence planes get their design from

It’s no coincidence planes get their design from birds. The little tweeters mastered flying long before man fancied the skies and we ripped them off big time. Truth is, birds know a thing or two about soaring the skies and no matter how much plastic DJI throw at a mould, our drone technology just doesn’t cut it.

Until pigeon drones.

Pigeon drones hit the government jackpot. Stealth, infiltration, surveillance. Eyes and ears in the pockets of your everyday lives. Society is waking up to the fact that pigeons are a threat to our freedom. You’re not just a pawn in the system. Take back your lives.

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The strength of the UK’s surveillance system has

The strength of the UK’s surveillance system has been hailed as the foundation for identifying mutant variants.

Meanwhile, Test and Trace has been hailed as one of our many downfalls in containing them.

As we all know, the Test and Trace system relies on close communication with other devices, with the pigeon drone network capturing the data and relaying it back to Government HQ.

So why is the technology failing us?
While millions of us downloaded the app, the bigger issue is tracing contacts. How many of you have received a phone call asking where you’ve been and who’ve you met? No need, because they also have the drone infrastructure to know. The shortcomings in the system are completely down to the fact that COVID infections have sky-rocketed beyond all predictions and the pigeons don’t stand a chance of tracing everyone, especially if you’re asymptomatic.

Over-confidence in the technology has acted as a replacement for measures which really work, like wearing a mask. Of course, facial recognition is much harder this way but we suggest you ditch the app, and cover your trap.

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As you put up your Christmas decorations watch out

As you put up your Christmas decorations watch out for infiltration. Pigeon drones have enjoyed many years of adapting to their environments and now you’re putting up trees in your houses to further their disguise.

Take a closer look at your baubles in case any drones are hijacking Christmas and spying on your holidays.

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#checkyourbaubles

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