Pigeons Aren't Real https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/ Government Surveillance Drones Sun, 16 Apr 2023 19:42:54 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/par-favv1-100x100.png Pigeons Aren't Real https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/ 32 32 UK Emergency Alert System Pigeon Upgrade https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/uk-emergency-alert-system-pigeon-upgrade/ Sun, 16 Apr 2023 19:42:54 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=3918 Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, millions of mobile phones will receive an Emergency Alert with a loud alarm on 23rd April. But undercover operatives have revealed the true intentions behind the intense vibrations in your pocket at 3pm on Sunday. The government is programming a surveillance upgrade into the pigeons that roam our […]

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]]> Feather Windscreen https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/feather-windscreen/ Sat, 01 Apr 2023 18:42:19 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=3903 Honestly I don’t know how we missed this. New research shows the feathery mesh on the pigeon breast acts as a fur windscreen to the microphone just inside the drone. You might be familiar with the synthetic cap that covers a studio mic. Sometimes it’s foamy, sometimes it’s furry. Sometimes it’s a pop filter that […]

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]]> Upgrades to the Pigeon Drone’s Biotech Hardware https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/upgrades-to-the-pigeon-drones-biotech-hardware/ Sat, 25 Mar 2023 21:40:50 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=3889 My friends, the state-of-the-art surveillance drone is upon us. The latest hardware take these seemingly harmless biotech creatures to new heights. An undercover operative working for the anti-drone programme has managed to capture and disarm a 2023 model and the results are astounding. Yes, they’re upgrading the pigeons. We have updated the Pigeon Drone diagram […]

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]]> Pigeon Artificial Intelligence https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/pigeon-artificial-intelligence/ Sat, 25 Mar 2023 14:55:12 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=3882 The thing with pigeons is they can’t be trusted. Perching on your garden fence, peering through your windows, recording your intimate moments. They tell us these new AI’s are modelled on human behaviour. But where are they sourcing this data? Is it highly likely that the billions of hours of pigeon footage transmitted to the […]

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]]> Jubilee Drone Flyby https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/jubilee-drone-flyby/ Thu, 02 Jun 2022 19:55:27 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=3738 Today a flock of pigeons flew in a V-formation over Buckingham Palace in celebration of the Queen’s Jubilee. The pigeons have never taken part in a flyby before but the drone program has received special recognition for updating the UK Census. After 2 years of disruptions to the status quo, remote working, not frequenting the […]

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]]> WiFi Pigeon Drone https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/wifi-pigeon-drone/ Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:43:23 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=2794 Rumours have been flying around of what happened to the pigeons in quarantine. Were they recalled? New models being released? Firmware upgrades? Well now we know…. and the rumours were true. The brand new 2020 pigeon drones will have internal Wifi receivers, designed to intercept data on your network. This means that pigeons will have […]

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]]> Why do pigeons have shiny iridescent necks? https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/why-do-pigeons-have-shiny-iridescent-necks/ Tue, 26 May 2020 20:20:05 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=2635 Some scientists have microscopes for looking at tiny things. Other scientists make bubbling potions in different shaped bottles. Our scientists are researching why pigeons have shiny green and purple necks. Why these ‘birds’ have iridescent moving parts. Why a pigeon drone glimmers in the light, like a slick of oil on a wet road. Thankfully, […]

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]]> Health Vs Privacy in Quarantine https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/health-vs-privacy-in-quarantine/ Sun, 12 Apr 2020 19:15:17 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=1481 There has been a lot of speculation flying around about what the pigeons are up to in quarantine. Well I’m about to tell you. Let’s unravel the future of public surveillance. This is starting now and you will have to decide where you stand. Coronavirus is the largest global distraction there has been in recent […]

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]]> Why Do Pigeons Bob Their Heads When They Walk https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/why-do-pigeons-bob-their-heads-when-they-walk/ Fri, 27 Mar 2020 23:22:16 +0000 https://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/?p=1213  Why does a pigeon bob its head when it walks? New research reveals all. Pigeon bots do that strange little thing where they thrust their head forwards between each step. The head bob is synonymous with pigeons and no other bird seems to move this way. Why pigeons? The answer to this phenomenon is […]

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