



Pigeons Aren’t Real
Pigeons Aren’t Real brings you the truth behind biotech surveillance. The government is using pigeons as surveillance drones to record your everyday lives. Everywhere you go, everything you do, the pigeons are watching.
UK Emergency Alert System Pigeon Upgrade
Attention all citizens of the United Kingdom, millions of mobile phones will receive an Emergency Alert with a loud alarm on 23rd April. But undercover operatives have revealed the true intentions behind the intense vibrations in your pocket at 3pm on Sunday. The...
Feather Windscreen
Honestly I don’t know how we missed this. New research shows the feathery mesh on the pigeon breast acts as a fur windscreen to the microphone just inside the drone. You might be familiar with the synthetic cap that covers a studio mic. Sometimes it’s foamy, sometimes...
Upgrades to the Pigeon Drone’s Biotech Hardware
My friends, the state-of-the-art surveillance drone is upon us. The latest hardware take these seemingly harmless biotech creatures to new heights. An undercover operative working for the anti-drone programme has managed to capture and disarm a 2023 model and the...